This Little Piggy Had Swine Flu.

Is it just me or is everyone claiming to have "swine flu" these days? I checked out the symptoms and I'm pretty sure they could apply to any illness or, let's be honest here, the FLU since that's what swine flu really is. My friend told me you can get a vaccination for $25. Why the hell would I waste $25 on a vaccination? Nice try, America, but you're not getting my money. So this little piggy has swine flu and I have to credit my little sister, Shelby, for the title line because she came up with that.