I Want The Gold!

I made these gold shoes yesterday morning with a pair of white slip ons I bought from the Salvation Army. They were brand new. It was probably the best decision I've made in the past month. I'm pretty sure upon putting them on, all your troubles go away and you can do the Michael Jackson toe stand. Regardless, these shoes are 18K Gold Plated and I am PUMPED to wear these. Nothing can stop me now.